Withdrawals?
Okay so last night I caught the arse end of a doco on SBS called "My Penis and I". I thought it was pretty ballsy (for want of a better word) of this guy to do. A couple of things caught my attention. The fact that there's a support group for little dicked guys in Manhattan was one, followed by the fact that there is support groups for big cocked guys too which I happened upon after googling the former. I also enjoyed the bit about Cynthia Plaster Caster, now that's a hobby I could enjoy, especially since she's taken up casting tits as well. All in all it was an interesting doco, though not enough for me to change my thinking... size DOES matter!
Now the next penis related topic comes from my (still) favourite blog, "Desperately Seeking... Something?". The photos they find (from my understanding most come from Craigslist) over there never cease to amaze me. I thought some of these fellows might need a few tips. Not that I believe any of them will come here looking for them but any of you out there who are considering posting naked photos of yourself online in the hopes of finding women may want to consider a few points:-
1. Take off your fucking socks!!!!! I can not express this strongly enough!
2. If you are going to strip, do it properly! Either you're naked or you're not, don't leave your pants around your knees or ankles!
3. Any reference to your children should be well out of the picture, this includes but is not limited to teddy bears and bunk beds.
4. Comparing your cock to various items rarely works, so just don't go there. If your cock is of a reasonable size and girth we will be able to see that. Putting a lightbulb/lighter/battery/hairspray can etc next to it will do no justice!
5. The angle of your photo is important, I can't imagine any woman being turned on by a photo taken from your feet looking up...
6. If you have a small cock maybe you should leave your clothes on. Similarly if your dick is on the larger side there is no need to try to accentuate it even more by such things as a tape measure or pulling your shirt tight behind your back.
7. The bathroom is no place for photos! Posing over the sink/toilet is not a positive.
8. If you are going to stand naked in a photo, put yourself in the foreground and not so far back that it is necessary to squint... bathtubs and home gyms in the foreground do not impress.
9. If you choose to take your photo laying on a bed, clean up around you. The size of your dick won't compensate for the clothes on the floor or the piles of empty beer cans.
10. Take off your fucking socks!
6 comments:
Okay, those are the "don'ts". How about the do's? I'm suddenly thinking everyone is taking photos of themselves and I'm missing out! Ha!!
Wow, you should probably publish a book on this. Sell it on Craig's list and make some $$. LOL!
So funny Ted, great advice!
That site always leaves me giggling and wondering if there is anyone on there I know.
"Hey, that cock looks very familiar."
wow... i have been an active internet user for many years now but i still feel like there is a huge chunk of it out there that i have been sheltered from (luckily) ;)
Who are those (isecure) guys trying to impress?
Make a handy, pocket fitting, booklet out of your tips and sell it on that list.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *high five*, sista! :D :D :D XXXXX
Ah, shucks Ted - Thanks.
Yes. Take off your fucking socks... I would say that this is the number one thing I, myself, have learned. Aside from my continuing wonder if ANY, and I do mean ANY of these men have actually gotten laid from these ads.
And, I find them ALL from the craigslist M4W ads. For real.
Dawn
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